"Hey Harry, let's all point our wands at people and use spells without knowing what they're for!"
If the dark side has chocolate
and the light side has cookies
, does that mean the middle has chocolate cookies
? Go middle!Because we all secretly cried when we didn't get our Hogwarts acceptance letter.Things To Do At Wal-Mart: Hide in the clothings rack and, when people browse through, say things like, "Pick me! Pick me!"
Don't you wish you hit like a girl?
"Of course I am smart; I have a HQ of... Wait..."
"Don't come any closer! I have new pointy shoes and I know how to use 'em!"When life hands you Edward Cullen, stomp on his face and demand for DRACO MALFOY.Brunette: I was listening to Eminem last night.Blonde: You were listening to CANDY???!!!
Our friendship is tighter than the JoBros' pants.
I believe in Nargles.
So I kinda maybe like you a lot more than I originally planned.
Note to self: It is illegal to stab people for being stupid.Shouting LUMOS at the light switch will not help.
Swine flu: Bacon's revenge.
NO TRESPASSING! Violators will be shot. Survivors will be shot again.Things to do at Wal-Mart: Make up nonsense products and ask new staff if they have them in stock, like, "Do you carry Schneagles here?"
"Dance like nobody's watching. Sing like... on second thoughts, DON'T SING."
"Don't think of them as nerds, think of them as future millionaires."
There are two uses for hardcover books: reading, and bashing stupid people on the head.
The one who can break your heart should have no intention of doing it. If they do then they don't deserve your love.
Have you ever been alone in a crowded room?
Grandchildren are God's reward for not killing your kids.Bite me... I'm a freshman.
I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message.I love Fred... or maybe it's George.Things to do at Wal-Mart: Go to a fitting room, wait in there for a while and loudly shout, "There's no toilet paper in here!"Things to do at Wal-Mart: Look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror and pick your nose.
Drive like a Cullen.
I can conquer the world with one hand, as long as you are holding the other.
When life hands you Skittles, throw them at random people and yell, "Taste the freaking rainbow!"
Random is telling people to go suck a poptart in the rain.
No coffee, no workee!
Men invented soccer, but women perfected it.
"I'm not easily distracted. I... HEY, IS THAT GUY SPARKLING?"
It's okay to like Twilight and Harry Potter, but if you ever hear me say Twilight is better, shoot me.
You are stupid, and therefore wrong.
Okay, I'll stop there. I'm clogging my blog, AND everyone's FB. I'm been on Flair for like, an hour already, I'm guessing. And I've only painted ONE HAND's nails.
I'm trying out my royal blue Gina polish. Darker than I thought. Love-hate.
School today was awesome.
Duffy said he liked my shoes! (The red fringe sandals. Note to self: take pictures!)
Also, moved to sit with Michael P ("We KNOW you party at night. Don't try to hide it") and Dao in English because Mr K told us to. Personally I think it's the best group anyone could ask for (:
It turns out the whole of 9th Grade and maybe more have a crush on Mr Tananone. Fan club ftw! According to Nimanee/Tata (can't remember), Mrs McRobbie said even her 2 year old daughter is in love with the man. Oh, pity.
Nevertheless, Amy, Helen and I are going to take good use of our JOURNALISM PRIVILEGE and go together to take pictures of him ostensibly for the International's article on new staff (by me! ain't I smart, volunteering to do it...).